A proven Polymarket trading bot. Live and trading right now. Yours to deploy.
17 copies in stock
▼ watch it trade live
$ ./distinct-baguette.sh
connecting...
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▼ Strategy breakdown, pricing, and FAQ below
$ cat ./origin-story
I got curious about @distinct-baguette and @gabagool22 after watching them trade crypto up/down markets on Polymarket. Probably the same person — same patterns, same timing. I started pulling their orderbook data to see if I could figure out what they were doing. Took a few months.
Once I had it mapped out I wrote my own version in Rust and started running it. The dashboard above is that bot — it's live on a VPS right now. $500,000+ in profit so far — check my wallet.
Extra money. These markets do tens of millions in daily volume — a few more bots don't change anything. I keep availability limited and refill batches after confirming the edge is still there.
Dashboard is on a 2-minute delay and obfuscates order details — it's a demo, not a signal feed.
✓Operational Scripts — data download, log analysis, live P&L tracking (Python stdlib, no pip)
✓Real-Time Dashboard — real-time local dashboard via WebSocket — live positions, P&L, order flow, momentum signals (vendored Chart.js, no external CDN)
✓Documentation — SETUP.md (wallet to live in one session), TUNING.md (parameter guide), full README
✓34 Unit Tests — all pass from a clean unzip-and-build
$ cat ./ingredients
•EU VPS where Polymarket + Binance are accessible ($6-12/mo, DigitalOcean or Vultr Amsterdam)
•Polymarket wallet with USDC + POL for gas
•Rust toolchain (or use the cross-compilation guide for your platform)
•Intermediate dev skills — SETUP.md walks you through everything from wallet creation to going live
$ cat ./kneading
1
Purchase
Get the full package — source code, market data, configs, deployment scripts, docs, and tests. Download link sent to your email.
2
Deploy
Run one script on your VPS. It sets up the bot as a systemd service. Follow the included SETUP.md.
3
Trade
Bot captures spreads 24/7 across BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP. Monitor positions and P&L via the real-time dashboard.
Full Rust source. 6.8 GB of data. Configs. Deployment scripts. Dashboard. Docs. Tests. One-time payment. Yours forever.
17 copies in stock
USDCUSDTBTCETHPOL
$ cat ./faq
Yes — three ways. (1) The live dashboard above pulls real Polymarket prices and shows real bot behavior from my VPS right now. (2) My wallet is public — see every trade on Polymarket. (3) Multiple buyers have agreed to share their accounts publicly as independent proof the bot works. See the full strategy breakdown for how it trades.
You receive a download link via email (lost it? request a new one). Inside: full Rust source code, 6.8 GB of market data (11,201 files), ready-to-trade configs for every asset, deployment scripts, real-time local dashboard, docs (README, SETUP, TUNING), and unit tests. Follow SETUP.md and you can be trading the same day.
We recommend $300-500 to start. The bot needs enough capital to weather a string of losses without getting wiped out. Use dry_run: true first to observe behavior risk-free, then flip the flag with real capital. See the parameter tuning guide for position sizing details.
Intermediate skills. You need to build a Rust binary and deploy to a VPS. The package includes SETUP.md (step-by-step from wallet creation to going live) and TUNING.md (parameter guide). You can use AI tools like ChatGPT or Claude to help.
I keep running my own bot regardless — selling copies doesn't reduce my profits. These markets have tens of millions in daily volume; extra copies are a rounding error on liquidity. The sale revenue supplements what I already earn. I keep availability limited and refill batches at my discretion after monitoring the markets and confirming the edge isn't shrinking. See how the strategies work and check my wallet for real performance.
No. The bot needs 24/7 uptime with low latency. Deploy on an EU VPS ($6-12/mo on DigitalOcean, Vultr, AWS, etc.) — Amsterdam recommended for sub-2ms latency. Avoid US-based servers (Binance WS is blocked, Polymarket geoblock rejects US IPs). See the VPS deployment guide for details.
Depends on market conditions, capital, and config. No guaranteed profit. The bot captures spreads and arbitrage, but markets are unpredictable. Start with dry_run, test with small capital, scale based on results. The backtester lets you evaluate strategies against 6.8 GB of historical data before risking real capital.
You could — but you'd need to integrate Polymarket's CLOB API, build a Binance WebSocket feed, handle order execution edge cases (partial fills, network drops, market closes), collect months of historical data, and build a backtester with realistic fill models. This package is ~44K lines of Rust refined over months. If your time is worth anything, $199 is cheaper than building from scratch.
You get the full source code — not a hosted service that can rug you. Most Polymarket bots are single-strategy or closed-source SaaS. distinct-baguette ships 3 strategies, 6.8 GB of historical data, a parallel backtester with 3 fill models, and pre-tuned configs. You own it, you deploy it, you modify it.